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[shroudedinsecrecy]

 

"This is Iris.  I'm so sorry I missed your call.  As soon as I'm able, I promise to get back to you."

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[psycholawgy]

Is it because you already have a boyfriend, or perhaps, feelings for somebody else?

/cries

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[Another lengthy pause.]

[The initial question was confusing enough...but this? Not to mention, the anonymity of it all. The last time someone had sent her an anonymous note, it had frightened her so badly, she'd misinterpreted the message and tries to hide from the location it mentioned. And this person either knew about her already, or else had made...quite the guess.]

Who is this?

I'M SO SORRY

[psycholawgy]

This is Mosley.

/CRIES MOAR IN BETWEEN LAUGHTER IDEAK

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[...well, that certainly wasn't the answer she'd been expecting.]

Mr. Mosley?

Why are you asking me these questions? Just who is that person? ...it's not a picture of you, is it?

I'M CRYING TOO

[psycholawgy]

Oh, heavens no! That's not me at all!

I am however, trying to set you up with someone. You've been nominated as one of Cerealia's finest bachelorettes! Of course, if you are already taken, you should tell me right away so I know who to fire for giving me someone who isn't even single in the first place!

/SHARES TISSUE BOX

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[!!!]

Oh, no, please don't do that! I don't want to get anybody in trouble. I'm sure whoever spoke to you...meant well.

BLESS

[psycholawgy]

Well then.

Are you taken, or not? Does your heart beat for somebody else? I do have quite a wide range of bachelors lined up.

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[So forward, Mr. Mosley!]

If I answer you...do you promise that nobody will be fired because of me?

[psycholawgy]

I promise with all five of my hearts. Cross them all and hope to die.

Ha ha! I'd never die.

[shroudedinsecrecy]

I should hope not! I wouldn't want that to happen, either!

[Well, this is getting morbid fast.]

[psycholawgy]

Now tell me.

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[...]

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[. . .]

There is someone I care for very much, yes.

[psycholawgy]

How inconsiderate of me!

Now, for the sake of not sending them an anonymous message of their own in hopes of setting them up with somebody, who is it? It will just be between us two, and CERES, but we keep our secrets quite well, mind you.

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[On the one hand, it's not like she WANTED him to set Phoenix up on a date, Oh, no, not at all. On the other...]

I'm not sure I should be speaking on his behalf. We're not...actually together. We haven't been for a long time.

[psycholawgy]

Oh, as if that matters now! All I want is a name, else we'll be trying to set him up with all kinds of women.

And men!

Ha ha!

We aren't sexist here in CERES.

[ oh my god what am i typing ]

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[Iris has no idea.]

But why?

Is it really such an important thing? Don't you think it's more important for people to be able to develop relationships on their own, without somebody trying to set them up with a person they don't even know?

[psycholawgy]

Miss Iris, if you do not cooperate, I'm afraid one of my hearts will burst.

You do not want that, do you?:(

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[But would it kill him? No, of course she wouldn't want something like that to happen! Even if it did seem like...a bit of an overreaction...]

No. Of course not.

His name is Phoenix Wright. But, like I said, I'm not in a place where I can speak for him or his heart.

[psycholawgy]

Thank you for your cooperation! Rest assured, he will not receive texts like these in the future! Ha ha!

[shroudedinsecrecy]

[...what even just happened?!]